We have a full psychiatry team on staff to help you recover from the trauma of shooting for perfection and accepting nothing less.
Operators are also standing by to take your calls of desperation on our 24-hour hotline at 1-900-YOU-LOST.
Please note there will be a small $74 per minute fee for these calls, you'll see it on your phone bill in 6 months under "You Thought You'd Get Famous Quick LLC."
But hey, look on the bright side! Just like the overly happy woman above, at least you're still barefoot and have a book in your hands!